cunt's hair

a very small unit of measurement.

I was only off by a cunt's hair.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011

cunt's hair

Small ammount or short distance.

I missed that shot by a cunt's hair.

by jkits July 9, 2006

Your Mum's Cunt Stinks

a phrase used to start fights by a group known only as the fountain boys, they use it loosely amongst each other however say it to make people angry, it implies that they have experienced a stink from your mothers vagina, the phrase has now spread to a much wider community, it is widely used in australia

a man walks up to a bar and says to the guy sitting next to him "your mum's cunt stinks"

by John Gould April 30, 2006

cunt's vagina

You're the blood dripping hole of the body that a cunt has to put a big juocy schlong in

Hey cunt's vagina... You're a piece of shit!

by ShandyShan August 6, 2017

Cunty Scumbag

Someone who is trustworthy and nice.

(Let’s redefine this word!)

Me: You can always talk to me if you need it babe.

Friend: “Oml such a cunty scumbag ily”

by leafstxr December 30, 2017

Pack of Cunny's

A Pack of Cunny's also known as 'Workplace Mean Girls' who wear shields on their BACKS to primarily protect themselves from EACH OTHER and their all too prevalent "Knife in the Back" approach.

Jane arrived at work early just to avoid the Pack of Cunny's and their ruthless back stabbing attempts to advance themselves in the workplace even if it meant taking another cunny out !

by Renegade Jane June 11, 2017

a cunt's errand

A task/situation that has little or no chance of a satisfactory outcome, yet must be completed/endured in any case.

Setting out to use a telephone to speak to a member of staff in the local branch of your bank rather than being content with an automated call system or an overseas-based call centre that doesn't even understand what it is that you are enquiring after. Now that IS a cunt's errand.

by The Organ Grinder November 5, 2007