Cuntshit

When things in life dont go the way you want them to, specifically when done to you by a third party or institution.

Have you seen the amount of work that my boss has given me, he knew i was going out tonight now I'm gonna have to work late.
The reply to this would be.. Thats fucking cuntshit mate.

by Duvetdancer May 17, 2006

Cuntshit

The meconium-stained amniotic fluid produced, when a baby takes a crap inside their mother before birth.

The baby came out covered in cuntshit.

by Perturbation September 19, 2018

cuntsmouth

someone that talks like a cunt

Dave : don't talk shit,cuntsmouth!

by jon tom jon October 10, 2008

cuntsmasher

1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.

That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.

by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007

Cuntshit

1.The excretion of the vagina during blob season.
2. A baby, e.g. "Yeah, the missus just had a cuntshit. It's a boy!"
3. The surprising brown mess which arises when one has had vaginal sex too soon after anal sex!

by Kevin Weilding May 12, 2003

Cuntshite

Someone who is annoying, unitelligent and arrogant, although they seem to think completely the opposite.
They also smell and couldn't get laid even if they had a £50 note attached to their knob

CUNTSHITE!
'You see that person over there? - He's a cuntshite!'

by peter white88 July 15, 2006

cuntsloth

1)a vagina which rides a dick at sloth-like speeds

2)an idiot and slow retard that enjoys being idiotic, slow and retarded.

she was riding my dick using the cuntsloth technique

stop being such an idiotic retard you cuntsloth

by slothcunts July 1, 2008