Bin Curtains

A moderator of a facebook page who rules with an iron fist. Except on Tuesdays when he's normally pretty chill.

"Wow. Jamie was being a real bin curtains today"

"Don't worry it's Tuesday tomorrow, he'll let us shit post tomorrow"

by C.H.Ungs January 20, 2019

Containment Board

A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.

q: Do you want to talk about Trump?
a: No, go back to your Containment Board!

by Supellex_ November 7, 2017

flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

Hair Curtain

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015

untruthful flexible container of feces

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

by Telephony May 4, 2013

poop curtain

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

by stephen's dad December 27, 2006

Nigga Curtain

That same porno where a nigga started hiding behind a curtain then proceeded to be a Nigga Lamp

Person 1: Hey dude you ever heard about Nigga Curtain?
Person 2: Ain't that the same person that had the name of Nigga Lamp?

by ThePhoenix56 July 10, 2019