Cunt Flaps

A curse, akin to 'oh balls', to denote disdain with an event or action.

"Cunt flaps, I've forgotten my keys"

Upon stubbing toe "Cunt Flaps!" expressed in anger.

by EllieJayne84 July 7, 2011

Cunt Flaps McGee

An insult used to mock a person while seeming less offensive. Originating from the Celtic children's poem which follows: Listen my friends and I'll tell you with glee, The magical tale of Cunt Flaps McGee.

Hey, Cunt Flaps McGee, get the dick out of your mouth and stop mumbling.

by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

moist [cunt flaps]

From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus

The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation

And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora

1...
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?

Chick: I dunno?

Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps

Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!

2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps

3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!

by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008

jewish cunt flaps

cunt flaps of a Jewish woman.

I wore her Jewish cunt flaps out with numerous sticks of dynamite.

by m lk October 10, 2008

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006

Bag of cunt flaps

A descriminating but also hilarious way of offending someone.
Something you may say in anger if you stubbed your toe.

You really do look like a bag of cunt flaps today.
(stubbed toe) OW...bag of cunt flaps

by Gingershavesouls August 1, 2012

Cunting Piss Flaps

Derogatory term for a woman's vagina . Also enhances the word Cunt.

Shut your cunting piss flaps Sally!!!!

My ex-girlfriend had the biggest cunting piss flaps in the entire country.

Bobby Sue slipped And fell on her cunting piss flaps.

by John Misfit August 7, 2012