Skip to main content

cuntoon

Her wild cuntoon habits were loud, brash, obstreperous, and vicious
by Lord Buxomberries November 13, 2024
mugGet the cuntoon mug.

Cultoon

A style of indie or alternative animation that blends dark, edgy, or gothic themes with whimsical, cute, and cutesy aesthetics. Cultoons are almost always internet-born, thrive on obsessive fandoms, and are designed (intentionally or not) to generate cosplay, fan art, and meme culture.

They often feature eccentric ensembles, feminine or androgynous leads, and a balance of humor, trauma, and rebellion that attracts a devoted cult-like following.

It could also be used to describe a cartoon or animated piece of media that has gathered a fandom so loud and ridiculous that it almost feel like a cult, regardless if the show, project or animation was designed to gather such attention.
Murder Drones and Digital Circus are the most popular cultoons right now.”
“I'm telling you, bro. cultoons are all the same! Look at Helluva boss and Murder Drones- they have this... vibe.”
“Cute, edgy and creepy indie show on youtube? Yeah, TikTok is eating good this week.”
"Yeah, youtube thinks I want to watch all these cute, edgy, gothic. creepy shipping bullsh*t! I don't care for Cultoons!"

Related: Dark whimsy, Whimsy-goth, creepy-cute, alt-animation, fandom-bait.
by JesterDictionarian August 23, 2025
mugGet the Cultoon mug.

Misery Loves Cumpoony

So you’re having a bad day. What better way to improve the day than to play a joke on someone and make them miserable too? This gag starts by dropping a steamy snickers along with a cream pie in the punch bowl and then dropping an object of importance right next to the toilet. You must now come up with an excuse to make someone else retrieve the item (eg: I threw out my back last night bc Bill Cosby pounded my spinky so good. Could you please help me?). If timed correctly, when the poor lad goes to pick up the item, the toilet will auto flush and the creamy mudpie will splatter onto his face like a child trying to eat a cream filled donut.
Tyrant: Dude I took the kids swimming yesterday. It was a nice day.

Big Easy: Glad you had a nice day, my day was miserable. I went to the shitter and decided to pump and dump. Then told buhl I needed him to pick something up for me. When he went to bend over the toilet flushed at the perfect time and he got mollywhopped by my Boston cream pie. You know what they say, “misery loves cumpoony”.

Tyrant: You need to see a psychiatrist.
by Stoney69 August 29, 2019
mugGet the Misery Loves Cumpoony mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email