The Clench

Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.

Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!

by deadheadkid92 August 10, 2010

Cunch

Cunch means countryside, a place where drug dealers usually go to sell class A drugs away from the police and public.

AJ: Yo kev i might go cunch to sell some food
Kev: Yeah yeah i'll come too

by sexaiboi January 2, 2018

Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.

Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.

by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015

Fist clencher

An emotionally charged rock song that causes you to drop to one knee, bend your elbow and curl your hand up in to a fist. Often accompanied by air guitar, open mouth dancing and big hair.

That Bonnie Tyler song really rocks.

Yeah, it's a real fist clencher.

by Thedukethe July 21, 2010

pre-clench

Definition: When a rape victim has clenched their butt before the rapist has a chance to penetrate them.

Example Sentence:

Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"

by WakeyWakeyHandsOffSnakey October 20, 2018

clencher

A windy or curvy road that may make vehicle passengers nervous, often used in the Pacific Northwest.

I got carsick after my friend drove too fast on the clencher.

by mountainman2 January 17, 2021

Cunch

Means country but it is used by the youth to denote a far away area in order to sell drugs.

Lost youth: Yo I went cunch last week and I made bare p fam ya get me my brudda!!!

Another lost youth: Rah fam I beg you take me cunch with you next time.

by Nomadic Warrior July 23, 2017