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Crank my cudgel

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022
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Cudgel

The act of cuddling, while almost fully aroused, where both partners are synchronized and ready for the cuddle to accelerate to the next level.
He bit her ear while cudgeling with her from behind and she pressed her ass against him, as if to say "Yes. Now. I want you."
by Hmmmwhoisthis July 1, 2024
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cudgel

Someone who isn't the brightest.
"He's a bit of a cudgel, but friendly"
by Subway-Mariner April 9, 2024
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cudgel

When you are having a loving cuddle with a seal.
"I got into bed with the seal and had a cudgel"
by Slayerer June 3, 2017
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Cudgel

As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone

As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"

"We know the church has used accusations of witchcraft in the past to cudgel criticism."

"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
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Cudgel

As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone

As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"

"We know the church has used the accusation of witchcraft to cudgel criticism in the past."

"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
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