Act of masturbation.
by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022
Get the Crank my cudgelmug. A game played between two or more contestants.
Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Rules:
1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."
Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"
Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"
Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 20, 2010
Get the wooden cudgelmug. As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone
As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone
As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"
"We know the church has used accusations of witchcraft in the past to cudgel criticism."
"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
"We know the church has used accusations of witchcraft in the past to cudgel criticism."
"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
Get the Cudgelmug. Someone who isn't the brightest.
by Subway-Mariner April 9, 2024
Get the cudgelmug. by Slayerer June 3, 2017
Get the cudgelmug. As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone
As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone
As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"
"We know the church has used the accusation of witchcraft to cudgel criticism in the past."
"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
"We know the church has used the accusation of witchcraft to cudgel criticism in the past."
"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
Get the Cudgelmug.