Cudgel

The act of cuddling, while almost fully aroused, where both partners are synchronized and ready for the cuddle to accelerate to the next level.
He bit her ear while cudgeling with her from behind and she pressed her ass against him, as if to say "Yes. Now. I want you."
by Hmmmwhoisthis July 01, 2024
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cudgel

Someone who isn't the brightest.
"He's a bit of a cudgel, but friendly"
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Cudgel

As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone

As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"

"We know the church has used accusations of witchcraft in the past to cudgel criticism."

"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
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Cudgel

As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone

As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"

"We know the church has used the accusation of witchcraft to cudgel criticism in the past."

"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 14, 2024
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wooden cudgel

A game played between two or more contestants.

Rules:

1. Enter a forest or wooded area
2. Each contestant must locate a piece of wood that they can hold and swing with one or both hands (cudgel)
3. Each contestant swings the wood they have found at each other with the intent to disarm their opponents or to encourage them to submit
4. The last contestant bearing their cudgel is winner
Arnold: "What happened to you!?"

Davie: "Fred and I were playing wooden cudgel."

Arnold: "What the fuck is wooden cudgel?"

Davie: "Ya know, two men enter a forest and get pieces of wood, then swing the wood at each other until one man submits... Pause"

Arnold: "Ay yo!"
by Oilcan Boogs October 18, 2010
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Crank my cudgel

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022
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