crumpit

A crumpit is someone who is a total batty. Thinks they have friends but he doesn't. Its someone who thinks they are gangsta and has had on overdose on gangsta cookies.

Master mister is a great example

M:i aint even joking, prick
Cool guy: u r such a crumpit, ease up on the gangsta cookies
m:im gangsta man, dnt tlk 2 me
cool guy: dnt try acting gangsta when u aint

by Faizal July 11, 2005

Crumpit

A word for and to be used by white(pronounced Hwite) people.
Our version of fo shizzel. It evolved from our ancestors common noontime snack of tea and crumpets

"Crump out"!.
"I'm crumpin".

"did you see john sing karaoke"? "he really crumped out"!

Crumpits!!! "A hole in one"!

by -Mr. NIck M- September 6, 2007

crumpestated

Adj. > An unpleasing taste or smell.

This steak was very CRUMPESTATED

disgusting rancid bad rotted

by Crumpestated cow September 8, 2016

Crumpit Abuse

When a friend or family member refuses you access to crumpits.
When you or any other person burns a Crumpit.
When you or any other person uses to little butter on crumpits.

"Where's the butter on this pal? Crumpit abuse that!"

by BroYoHo! October 12, 2017

Crumpish

A dumbass bitchy ass language spoken to say "my balls itch"

Retard: MY BALLS ITCH
Random Dude: He's speaking crumpish

by Birdite July 30, 2022