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Stoney Crook

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A place in Nawf Dallas Texas, located in Lakehighlands area...home of Local rappers Mr.Pookie And Mr.LUCCI...
Mostley Bloods, Majority Crips
but das still not the place to fuck around
(K.O.K)(N.S.G)stompin ground
by 2Ton-Te3zy October 4, 2008
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shadow crook

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A penis darker than the shade of your skin tone. They tend to be bent or crooked.
Thanks to my shadow crook, I have to pee side ways.
by Blackchick August 11, 2015
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spinning a crook yarn

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The act of telling a story, or recounting an event, but absolutely bombing.
"Dan, mate. You're spinning a crook yarn here buddy. Just give up."
by brunetang January 24, 2018
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spider coom

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Just some good spider coom in my drink to thicken it up
by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021
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A variant of the previous proverb, focusing specifically on social media. It asserts that social media platforms, by their design, attract and amplify both predatory behavior (crooks) and vulnerable, easily exploited users (fools). The saying is a caution against believing that social media is just a space for connection; it is also a marketplace for manipulation, scams, and harassment. Entering social media without skepticism is to risk being the fool.
"All social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool." Example: “He scrolled through his feed, sharing every viral charity campaign without vetting. His friend warned: all social media is always accessed by a crook and a fool. Do your research.”
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026
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A cynical proverb describing the mechanics of exploitation: the world is full of people willing to cheat (crooks) and people ready to be cheated (fools). When they encounter each other, a transaction happens—a scam, a bad bargain, a manipulation—where the crook wins and the fool loses. The saying suggests that such encounters are inevitable, not exceptional, and that vigilance is required to avoid being the fool. It is often invoked to warn against trusting too easily, especially in business, politics, or online interactions.
"Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal." Example: “He thought the crypto investment opportunity was real. His friend quoted the old saying: every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.”
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026
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