cronchy cocaine

fuels the boys and i during homie seggs

"bro when you're done jacking off and hogging the cronchy cocaine get your behind over here"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020

Cronchy

The texture of a cockroach

I'm stuffed! That roach was cronchy!

by Giga_Humphrey February 21, 2022

Crotchy

Taking a picture of your crotch and posting it to social media, similar to a selfie but with crotches

"Hey, take a look at my newest crotchy pic on instagram"

by Dawnoreo December 6, 2013

cronchy

idk there is just something cronchy about you

tyler trudeau is very cronchy looking

by foothillgorl November 10, 2020

crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

Crönchy Dick

Male symptoms of an STD given to him from a girl belonging to the skreetz

“Damn, that hoe Karen gave me Crönchy Dick”

by TheClapster April 3, 2020

Cronchy

A crusty/crunchy boy who doesn’t shower and wears the same hoodie every day. Or something bad or ugly.

Omg look jeremy is looking cronchy again. Guys does my outfit look cronchy today?

by giannasee November 7, 2021