Clingitis

Definition: Being stricken with the clingyness of a female or male

Causes: Bacteria of Unknown Origin

Symptoms: Headache, nausea, and sometimes vomiting. Pain with likeness to an itch that cannot be scratched. Occasionally accompanied by the feeling that you are being watched.

Diagnosis: Seek a professional's opinion that has dealt with this type of infection before.

Treatment: Slap in the face by someone with an experienced pimp hand. If all else fails, quarantine may be necessary.

Riley: Yo Dom since me and this girl hooked up 2 days ago I've had a horrible headache and this strange feeling that I'm being watched.

Dom: Oh snap, I think you've got a case of Clingitis. Let me help you with that.

by Dom Theman October 25, 2012

cringious

something so cringe that even the word cringe isnt enough to describe it

10 year old kid: YOO THIS NEW FORTNITE DANCE IS SO NICEE

some dude: dude thats cringious

by ClearlyUnknown March 9, 2021

Cringitham

A direct Malayalam translation of the word 'cringe'. Can be used for a wide range of expressions from sudden shuddering to wanting to cease to exist from second-hand embarrassment.

Tiktok is cringitham.

by Cringitham inventor February 1, 2022

Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.

News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.

by Finesilver January 17, 2005

Cringividous

The medical condition to which causes the urge to create and enjoy cringe/dank memes.

Doctor: Im terribly sorry sir, it appears you have been diagnosed with cringividous . It is untreatable. Yet not severe.

by JRS_S August 22, 2016

carinaitis

When you have an obsession over Doki Doki Literature Club.

"Doki Doki Literature Club is my favorite!"
"Man, I think you have Carinaitis"

by TheFrogDog1234 May 7, 2018

Cumingitis

Condition when penis is too small, cum gets backed up and is projectile vomited out the mouth. Can be cured by penis enlargement surgery, otherwise it is stuck with you for life. Cumingitis is especially horrific on Monday’s, and may prevent people from playing tennis.

Hey, did you know brandon has cumingitis? His cum is everywhere, especially in his mouth.

by The creator April 12, 2022