Cream of Mushroom Tattoo 

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

Cream of Mushroom Tattoo by kitten_2011 May 18, 2011

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

Man Juice; jizz cum The shit that comes out of you dick dude.

"Have you given your chick the daily alloted amount of Cream of Mushroom Soup Yet"

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Zein July 1, 2006

Cream of mushroom 

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

Cream of mushroom by Finger food November 12, 2020

Cream of Mushroom 

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

Cream of Mushroom by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

cream of mushroom soup by teddykreuger October 21, 2025

CreamyMushroomSoup 

Fuck off Jimbo

"That guy is so annoying! He's a real CreamyMushroomSoup'

CreamyMushroomSoup by OrbieHD April 26, 2017