The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard
by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024
when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate
by sis did May 03, 2020
A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"
B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."
A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."
A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
by CustardBoose February 24, 2018
When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.
by Sissoko July 28, 2019
The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.
Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023