crappetizing

Having characteristics making one particular public bathroom stall more desirable than others (ie. cleanliness, evidence of recent cleaning).

Had to drop deuce, so I walked up and down the bay of stalls and #3 was the most crappetizing.

by ill_bill March 18, 2010

crapet

An anagram created from the word carpet refering mostly to tufted broadloom that is installed wall-to-wall. Contrived by the installation trade to describe the many inherent and various problems (eg shading, crush, wrinkling, delamination, etc.) associated with the final product due to mass production at the mill level of what basically turns out to be very expensive crap.

One installer to another; "It seems every roll of crapet I take out lately has some kind of issue."

by wayne bryce May 29, 2008

craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

Crapcetera-crapcetera

Exclamation of repetition:etcetera ect, crc

The list included the usual: cabbage, rabbits, socks, crapcetera-crapcetera

by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

crapetbombing

Dropping a huge load of Completely Ridiculous And Preposterous arguments into a debate, intending to overwhelm facts, reason and reality itself with large, destructive noise.

Climate change deniers respond to every IPCC report by crapetbombing media with tons of debunked theories, inane speculation, irrelevant snippets from ancient email, and the contents of their chamber pots.

by rewinn September 26, 2013

crappetite

The feeling for one's need to a bowel movement.

Damnit, if I don't find a bathroom now I'm going to lose my crappetite!

by Reon Smith November 15, 2006