Crankin

The act of one repeatedly making their money grow through reinvesting their initial amount.

For extra side money I spend my free time crankin shoes.

by Axmatteo April 4, 2021

Crankin down

The act of masturbation extremely hard while watching Amish or Chinese porn , or porn in General

"Hey man what are you doing right now ?"
" just crankin down before I go to bed "

by camerok8 May 1, 2015

Crankin' My Hog

Crying and masturbating through the barn door of your boxers.

(Look up 'cranking' and 'hog' for reference)

"GET OUT MOM! I'M CRANKIN' MY HOG!"

by Grossly June 5, 2016

crankin' it

verb- 1.slang- male masturbation a.When one is presented with the opportunity to instgate masturbation and also feels it neccesary to announce his endeavor, this term is normally found appropriate by most adult males as a discreet yet powerful way to convey his activity. b.method of jocularly explaining the act of male masturbation. Syn.-wankin' it, flogging the dolphin, spankin' it, chokin' the lizard/chiken, spankin' the monkey, beating the meat, touching my penis, masturbation. Ant.-why the hell are you not masturbating right now?

"Hey Bob, where the fuck is Steve?"
"Probably in his apartment crankin' it."
"Ah. In that case, I'm gonna go and fire off a few knuckle children myself."
"Okay, just don't get it on the walls."

by Toastmaster Tom July 6, 2006

Crankin Papes

Non-slang version "Cranking Papers"

The lump sum of cash you earn from working two or more jobs; similar to Makin' Bank but in this case much larger amounts of money.

Guy#1:Damn homie I got two jobs now
Guy#2: Whattt? Man you gonna be Crankin Papes

by haussenpeppercheese October 26, 2011

Crankin' that Ray Charles

Crankin' that Ray Charles is when you can't see shit. Or when somebody covers your eyes.

Jake: Dood wtf whys it so dark in here?
Gage: Lol, idk im Crankin' that Ray Charles over here i cant see shit LOL.
Jake: LOLZ!

by -G-age March 11, 2009

Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."

Christa is outside crankin' butts.

by PMD December 10, 2008