Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

crack open a cold one

Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.

Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 6, 2003

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys.

The sacred act of multiple men (boys) enjoying fresh, cold beers together,

"Last night me and the boys cracked open a few cold ones" said David.
"Tonight, I'm gonna start Cracking Open A Cold One With The Boys." Said johny

by FemIsCanc August 11, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

Crack open a cold one with the boys

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.

“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”

by boobhaver December 25, 2018

Crack open a cold one with the boys

To crack open a cold one (a beer) with the boys (your acquaintances). (youtu.be/y3afY0P1G7Y)

It sucks when you are sick on Saturday and can't crack open a cold one with the boys!

by Bonanzad May 31, 2017