Caroline Crabtree

HELLO * insert name * HOW ARE YOU TODAYYYYY????

Caroline Crabtree posted a new assignment

by Deovol June 25, 2021

crabtree

A person who thinks he's worth a lot more than he really is, especially if he's never proven his worth in the first place.

Michael Crabtree is being a real crabtree for refusing a $20 million offer without ever playing a single down of NFL football.

by GT23 September 25, 2009

Presley Crabtree

Amazing at skating and dreams about fucking playboy carti to death.

Presley Crabtree is gay

No I am not quuer

by Daddy crabtree February 26, 2022

Crabtree

Someone or something that is of moderate quality.

In past years Tom Brady has been an elite quarterback, but this year he's just crabtree.

by Gohawks October 11, 2014

Vinny Crabtree

Vinny is a good person and very mysterious

Vinny Crabtree is over there

by BoricDinosaur33 October 11, 2021

crap on a crabtree

1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment

(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"

(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)

by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013

Crabtreeing

The act of chugging a beer in order to save time and money. Named after legendary Nashville socialite Hannah Crabtree.

Man, this party is in like an hour, and I haven't had a drink yet!

Just start Crabtreeing some brews yo!

by Tyler Gladior August 9, 2009