cowstopper

Someone with a protruding mandible, full of grotesquely crooked teeth. Usually the lips are not large enough to hide, e.g. resembling a cowstopper on the front of a train.

Did you see the cowstopper on that fool? I'm gonna go push him over to the train tracks.

by EH of HB November 10, 2007

cosmophobia

A noun (Psych.) Morbid dread of the cosmos and realising ones true place in it. Hence, cosmophobic, adjective.

She was a happy and outgoing person until she developed cosmophobia. Then, knowing her true place in the universe, insanity was inevitable.

by Stuart Concannon February 27, 2005

cosmopolitan

a cocktail made famous by the show sex and the city. it consists of cranberry juice, triple sec, vodka and lime. this is an extremely girly cocktail.

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz rose's lime juice
1 lime wedge

"I'll have a cosmoplolitan"

by Rachel Rose February 1, 2004

Cosmopolitan

A guide on how to be a worthless whore.

Bob: I heard that Kate reads Cosmopolitan.

Tim: So that explains the outfi- *drools uncontrollably*

by InvisibleWater2 November 7, 2012

Cosmop

The name you call the single funniest person you’ve ever met.

“Damn, that was a funny ass joke. I should call you Cosmop.”

by DPTNPQ August 5, 2020

rootless cosmopolitan

Term for Jewish intellectuals who are considered unpatriotic. Coined originally by Stalin

New York is full of rootless cosmopolitans

by mantis toboggan July 17, 2020

cosmopolitan

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..

some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut

by towel401 September 22, 2004