Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022

Courts on

A question used to gauge the verdict on a topic, usually implying a consensus (a “court”).

“Courts on watching Love Island tonight?”
*all those in favor raise their hands*

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

Courts man

A courts man is very loyal man, they will always treat you right and will never hurt you

I need a courts man in my life

by Kman’s definitions November 19, 2023

E courts

The land of beer and smoke. Located right off of the Millersville University campus. This is where 99% of Millersville parties happen. What happens in e courts, stays in e courts. Often associated with a feeling of shame and or being hung over.

"Dude, what's that smell?" "oh it's me, I went to e courts last night" "you smell like smoke and shame."

"Where are you going?" "e courts." "Oh, so you're going to get drunk"

by Villegirl April 22, 2011

Tennis Courts

The place where all the action takes place. This is war, not a little game.

I was at a tennis courts and I played an intense game.

by tennischampionawesomeamazing July 28, 2011

Nike Black Courts

A substitute for black air forces usually worn with a suit while curb stomping.

Jackson: Ayo Ladarius have you heard of them Nike Black Courts?

Ladarius: yeah Dawg I wore a suit with them one time.

Jackson: why a suit?

Ladarius: so I look good curb stomping yah moms.

Jackson: NIGGA WHAT!

by jiggly willy August 29, 2021

playing the courts

Masturbating during in a work call on Zoom, as New Yorker legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin did.

Man, I got suspended from work because I started playing the courts during a work Zoom when I thought I the video was muted.

by pinkglobe42 October 19, 2020