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Peterson's Couple

A partnership consisting of one or more trans persons. The sexual orientation of the couple changes depending on how transphobic the viewer is.
My boyfriend is a trans man. My parents say we are a hetero couple, we're a Peterson's Couple
by B. Sagget April 15, 2024
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Boring Couple Syndrome

Boring Couple Syndrome (BCS), also know as Isolationship Syndrome is a terrible condition that can affect couples of of all kinds, with prevalence and severity increasing proportional to the longevity of their relationship.

The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?

Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)

Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
by MinesweeperBoozeswiper December 29, 2012
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couple shoes

when you and your SO share a pair of shoes and cum in them every time you hu since you wear the same size
girl: let’s hu
boy: fuck yeah grab the couple shoes
by shellyabrams520 September 6, 2020
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New Couple Shuffle

the "dance" you do when you and someone else just start dating. Usually done next to a car or a house door. Maybe you rock your body or you scuff your feet around.
Wade "How did last night go with the new chick"

Eric "Great, I got a kiss"

Laramie "Yeah, took him ten minutes. They were doing the New Couple Shuffle"
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couple shuffle

When a couple are taking pictures of each other, especially with one camera. One takes a picture of the other in front of something, then they shuffle together, exchange the camera and swap positions. They end up with two pictures, neither of which includes both of them.
Hang on, let me help out those two doing the couple shuffle over there.
by Adam Macintosh August 30, 2009
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Couple Speak

The annoying way couples often speak to each other. Usually in hushed tones, and when they are really close to each other. Often occurs during cuddling.
Oh dear god, all Lance and Margret did last night was cuddle and couple speak.

We were all trying to have fun, but Clara and Mark just sat together and guess what? Yup, couple speak.
by Sk8mafia October 10, 2014
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Couple stuff

Couple stuff anything you do with your significant other
You guys do so much couple stuff
by Eyelessjack5898 April 24, 2017
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