coneosexual

Someone who is turned on by large straight ice cream cones and likes to fuck them in the ass

After seeing the large waffle cone at coldstone, I realized I was coneosexual

by Sound_ March 25, 2016

Cuomosexual

An old creepy italian with nipple rings that likes to molest men and women while at work.

Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.

by Paczki12 March 7, 2021

Coumosexual

a word used to describe a creepy pervert

Why is he touching her against her will? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing in the garden naked? He's just a Coumosexual.
Why is he standing outside her house in a black trench coat? He's a Coumosexual

by charlottes web info March 7, 2021

chomosexual

Child molester. From chomo; CH ild MO lester.

"Put that chomosexual in agseg with the rest of the faggots before he gets his ass beat."

by Copper_head December 31, 2007

Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.

When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!

by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020

Comosexual

A 165% gay male of the Latin Decent. Usually speaks with very crisp S's, and speaks as much with his hands as he does his mouth, if not more.

Girl, that Comosexual is going to scratch your eyes out if you don't step away from her margarita!

by Justinrobinson March 12, 2011

coeosexual

the opposite of demisexual, basically these people are defined as people who can have a crush on somebody even though they barely know them. (definition not mine, found it from a yt video)

Person1: I like this guy, but I don't know anything about him! it's so weird!

Person2: you know, there's a sexuality for that.

Person1: wait, really?

Person2: yeah, it's called being coeosexual

by haha imagine existing March 15, 2021