by AdrianIsFunny November 12, 2022
Get the yung cortlandmug. Cortland Ohio
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
A nice little town located next to a lake that smells like feces and is named after what engulfs the whole area: mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes are so bad in Cortland, residents are usually fatigued and pale from extreme blood loss. If you don't have a small business ran out of your home, you are not a true Cortland, Ohio native.
Cons: it's boring as hell here.
Pros: it isn't Warren.
by Scribbleyfartbox August 16, 2018
Get the Cortland, Ohiomug. by iluvtunasalad October 15, 2020
Get the CORTLAND SUCKSmug. by expert19999995 November 23, 2021
Get the Cortlandmug. Cortland is the absolute fucking best no questions asked. Just an absolute 10000/10 human being. Insanely attractive, awesome, sweet, and just the fucking shit. End of story 🙏🏼
by expert19999995 November 23, 2021
Get the Cortlandmug.