Cordes

A master cocksman.

Yessenia knew that she would have to lock this man down. He was a Cordes of the utmost degree.

by Yevgenia June 26, 2022

Cordes

The kind of person who willingly adds the cherry to the top of your ice cream (Metaphorically and literally). S/he is the one who decides if your gathering or assembly of people will be enjoyable by merely showing up. These clever beings are in-fact human, even though they have the body of a Greek God/ Goddess. It is politically correct to say they are perfect in virtually every way.

Talents and attributes for a Cordes include making others feel elation and anguish at the same time, being able to differentiate all facts in the history of forever, making incredible pick-nicks {both genders (shows how truly amazing they really are)}, and being just plain sexy.

WARNINGS: You can try to be like this person, but you will ultimately fail. It is suggested to not show up this person either, for it is impossible... and fatal.

Wait Sean is going? That kid is such a Cordes, i'm in!

by guy2theleft April 28, 2011

R-Cordell

The act of bragging or discussing personal triumphs with an individual seeking empathy.

Man, he just R-Cordelled the shit out of me.

by BugPorn July 3, 2010

Cordell

Someone that you will fall in love with. Someone that will make all your dreams come true, and someone that will be there for you no matter what, especially if you are in the dumps.

Cordell is someone that is that one person that you can laugh uncontrollably around. The one person that stands for the flag, and loves to make fun of Kim Jong Un. And he is especially popular for being extremely funny. He will always be there for you.

His eyes are the cutest/ HOTTEST and especially when he smiles - he can make anyone smile by just him smiling or saying leonard. He is someone that you can never forget. He is someone that you will always remember for the rest of your life. And if you do get to know him for the rest of your life make sure that he knows that he is special to you in some odd way.

I can't believe you said No to Cordell!!
Sorry, I didn't know that he was THAT Funny.

by I Wouldnt Do That! November 7, 2018

Cordelia

She’s a nice, funny, smart person. She is always nice to every person she meets unless they’re mean or they stab her in the back, then she’s not a great person to be around. She might have depression but no one knows. She seem happy at times and other times you think she’s about to burst out in tears. She’s an over all nice person. I wouldn’t get on her bad side though or she might make you’re life a living hell.

Wow Cordelia is really acting like a Cordelia.

by _Cordial_llama_ August 12, 2019

Cordie

Cordie is an amazing friend who acts retarded but is very smart. She’s very athletic and plays many sports but is very beautiful. She is also extremely loud

Damn did you see cordie today?
Bro, I HEARD cordie today

by ImMountainDew November 22, 2018

James Corden

The man who will single-handedly bring One Direction back together.

James Corden has known the One Direction boys since day one. It is of large speculation that James will kidnap the boys and bring them back together (including Zayn). Don’t believe me? Watch any One Direction related content on The Late Late Show With James Corden channel on Youtube and one of the top comments will always be relating to James kidnapping and reuniting them.

Random Person: James Corden is the worst talk show host, he’s not funny, he’s not cool, he’s not attractive and he was in Cats the Musical. Enough said.

Directioner: Don’t disrespect him! That man will reunite One Direction! JSKOWNDKWJSB!!!

by Flora LeMay August 16, 2020