Clopening

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

by MadFocus November 27, 2012

Copencore

A trend appearing in the music and arts environment of Copenhagen where a framework of inclusivity, solidarity and diversity are the values that are being presented, while the artistic purpose itself is centered around climbing the ladder of social status to secure your position as a local micro-celebrity.

Similar to woke-washing, but with a deeper emphasis on social status rather than money

Hej søde, I really adored your copencore performance - do you want to collab on MY new single?

by slange_paa_en_stige July 2, 2023

Cope Cage

Shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

by Dinofriend March 5, 2022

Cope Slope

The correct term for a ski jump on aircraft carriers. Used by has-been navies that can’t afford catapults (see Admiral Kuznetsov). Bri’ish “people” citation needed will insist that they’re actually called “champ ramps”. Ignore them.

The Admiral Kuznetsov is fitted with a cope slope

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

Cope Syndrome

The uncontrollable urge and action to kiss multiple members of the opposite sex in a short time period.

Yo, that girl Sarah over there has Cope Syndrome.

by Seero July 18, 2013

Codename: Kids Next Door

A TV show about an organisation of children devoted to fighting teenage and adult tyranny with 2X4 technology weapons. One of the best old-school cartoons around because of its deep and detailed worldbuilding, extensive and well-developed characters and great plotlines. The kids live in treehouses, in 'Sectors' of about five operatives, and have assigned codenames; eg. Numbuh 1, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, Numbuh 5, who are the main characters in the show. They fight villains such as father, the Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Knightbrace, and Count Spankulot, as well as many others.
Though this show has been off the air for a number of years, it has maintained a fanatical following, who I am proud to be part of.

Codename: Kids Next Door
1.
John: 'Wanna watch Kids Next Door?'
Anna: 'Oh, heck yes. That show Rocks!'
Bill: 'Hey, are you watching KND? I love that show!'
2.
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!
(as quoted many times in the series)

by Numbuh 25 December 9, 2012

Cope Seethe Mald

Often used to make fun of someone for a issue usually in a game and almost always relating to skill. Although it is mostly used ironically.

Joe: "My grandmother just died"
Hector: "Cope Seethe Mald"

by ComradeRadio December 21, 2021