cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time

Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

coohie man

Collector of exquisite set of female breasts

I got girls with good breast I'm the coohie man

by YOLOMALOCO October 15, 2020

cookie maker

One who often looks, acts, or thinks that are all that and a bag of potato chips, when really no girl will ever want to get with them.

Look at that boy over there...oh wait...he looks like a cookie maker. Nevermind.

by Virgil Sanders January 21, 2008

Cookie Man

The cookie man had all the soft drugs... Weed, Coke, and MDMA. Period. That’s who the cookie man is. Get it fucking straight kid.

I need to get some stuff from the cookie man...

by Philyq November 10, 2018

Cookie Marla

A woman who's bottom looks like a banana nut muffin, that fingers with her crispy crunchy cookie-fun loving banana finger nails.

Cookie Marla fucked her muffin vagg with her crispy cookie crunchy banana fingers. Now she smells like a moldy muffin.

by Sausagesmashdaddy January 12, 2017

coolie magoolies

when something is cool, and you are usually agreeing to it, used as an answer to a question

anne - "hey! im going to the movies on saturday, wanna come?"
maddie - "yeah! coolie magoolies!"

by MULCAHYYYY! November 24, 2007

cookie man pop

the cookie man is the god u shall green eat dirt as much as u can without being an orange hoop

omg! is that A COOKIE MAN POP?!?!?!

by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019