cooser

The definition of a cooser is "a really big loser".
It can be used in many contexts.

Haha!
You're such a cooser

by guosjfnjohjsaorhjewnmpayr May 26, 2008

cooser

The combination between cool, and loser. Meaning a cool looser. Usually someone not cool, yet not a loser.

Hey wussup mady, yah such a cooer.

by bzerk July 6, 2005

coocherific

1. As good as coocher.
2. Terrific to the ultimate degree.
3. The best of the best.
4. Something in good taste,that tastes good.
5. DAMN GOOD TASTING PUSSY!

Just seeing Melinda is so Coocherific that I feel I've died
and gone to coocher paradise!

by key6942 January 6, 2009

cooser

A person that is not a looser nor cool.

Sup mady, when you gonna stop being such a cooser.

by bzerk July 15, 2005

cooster

A bird-like creature, looks similar to a polka-dotted chicken. Said to live in arid climates, and eat small mammals. Digs burrows in the earth where it makes a nest from bones.

The wild cooster ate my small dog and constructed a nest from it's bones.

by Sir Nicholas Ryan Green January 2, 2008

coocher

coocher in the morning
coocher in the evening
coocher at supper time!
When coochers on a beagel you can eat coocher anytime!

"coocher on a beagel!"

by Kristen February 11, 2004

Coocherface

An alternative word for "bitch", generally used by teenagers who dislike school.

Cheyenne: God damn that teacher is a coocherface

Matt: Totally, what a bitch

by TT\chicklegs/AM April 29, 2009