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Coon's Age

"I ain't got laid in a coon's age."
by SpeedoMask April 13, 2004
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Coon's Age

a very long time
I've been waiting a Coon's Age for you to get your sorry keister out of the bathroom!
by doogface August 23, 2012
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Coon's Age

The average term a black black man spends in prison. Usually used to describe an extended period of time.
I haven't heard this song in a coon's age.
This is the first time we've been to the beach in like a year. I know it feels like a coon's age.
by JaxUrey May 27, 2013
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Coon Agent

Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.

An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
by Coon Watch February 24, 2025
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