Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails

This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar

by thebigyeti March 14, 2021

cooking up dope

making some of that dank kush

Steve: i wanna hit some of that erb
Pete: lets cook up some dope
Steve: with what?
(Stephanie walks in)
Stephanie: obviously the Uzi, Pete start cooking up dope ffs
Steve: damn Pete you got a thicc bitch she a thot thot thot
Pete: nah she isn't actually hot, take the mask off... wait mask on.. fuck it mask off

by boujeethot April 4, 2017

Choking up on the bat

Getting a blow job at a baseball game!

I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!

by Extra Inning King August 23, 2022

Cookin’ up stew

When the band you are seeing at a live venue goes on a long and inspiring improvisational jam to the point where you forget where you are and become one with the universe.

Did you see that Dead show at Shoreline?

Yea man, John and Bobby were cookin’ up stew.

by Jack straw from Wichita May 11, 2018

Cooning it up

To act like a stereotypical African American while in public. To perpetuate a racial stereotype. To drive cars, wear clothes, eat foods, and act like a stereotypical minority.

Pacman Jones was really cooning it up for his first three years in the NFL.

by Philthy McNasty 85 October 22, 2008

cookingpiggysmalls

A spam page ran by Khalia Ward where she airs out her crackhead energy. The name derives from an ongoing joke in the Arianator fandom about eating Ariana Grande's pet pig. This spam page features artists like Nicki Minach Beyonce and Normani. This page also features an on going ranting series called "Let's Talk" where she talks shit about things she's passionate about.

" cookingpiggysmalls is an annoying bitch"

by cookingpiggysmalls December 9, 2019