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Cookies N Cream 

You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.
Dude, did you hear? I gave Tony's mom some Cookies N Cream last night!
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Cookies N Cream 

This happens when a man's hips are hovering over a womens chest and hes procedes to orgasm across her face. He orgasms so hard that he losses all control of his rectal musles and proceeds to deposit a loaf on said womens chest.
I told you we should not have ate mexican last night. I ended up giving this chick a Cookies n Cream.
Cookies N Cream by ziplocrts July 16, 2007

Cookies n’ cream 

When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!
Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”

Other partner: “you know it!”

cream n cookies 

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom
yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night
cream n cookies by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

Cookie 'N' Cream'd Out 

When you start to get tired of cookie n cream icecream. It usually happens when you have it too much.
Mom: "Do you cookie n cream icecream"

Stephen: "No Ma, I'm all cookie 'n' cream'd out."