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by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022
Get the Cookie Dough Whore mug.Whiny expletive used in desperation when all the reasons to enjoy one's job or situation appear to have been taken away from you by a manager or supervisor in a overbearing exercise of 'parental control'.
Super: So, you'll deal only with Tough Love Inc, Bastard Enterprises and You're Screwed Airline from now on and I'll take on the two new accounts of Tropical Island Bikini's and Lush Paradise Landscapes - OK?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
Worker: I know that we all have to deal with crap around here, but there is usually something to make it worthwhile, where's my cookie?
by Philbee September 8, 2008
Get the Where's my cookie? mug.someone who won't share their cookie with you for the selfish reason at some point they want to have sex with that cookie. Or someone is hard of hearing and didn't hear you call them a cookiehorder and changed changed the word horder into whore in their own mind out of possible guilt. also a cookiewhore is someone who could use a box of Quetips and some ear flush to understand your new york accent.
you are sitting with a young lady who is eating a large cookie and won't give you a piece. you call her a cookiehorder in a new york accent. she then accuses you of calling her a cookiewhore so you get asked to leave the party by your boss and have no idea why until monday morning when he tells you
by PaulJWBunyan July 11, 2011
Get the cookiewhore mug.Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
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