json conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.

Json conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.

by metawave September 6, 2020

Conjecture

An unproven statement believed to be true by the speaker.

I can’t prove or disprove a claim that most people offering definitions to Urban Dictionary are either retarded or pushing an agenda that contravenes the meaning, but after scrolling through the Assault Weapons page I would reasonably consider it isn’t conjecture to say so.

by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025

The Oprah Conjecture

The Oprah Conjecture is the theory that any organized conspiracy of substantial is impossible because one of the members would reveal the secret to Oprah Winfrey, who would publicize it on her show.

The queen cannot be an alien, for if she was The Oprah Conjecture, tells us it would have already been revealed.

by super_the_science August 9, 2023

Melnick Conjecture

The Melnick conjecture, named after former University of Georgia math professor Dr. Gavin Melnick, states that, from simple observation, every event that could occur has a 50% chance to do so, as it either happens or it does not. The conjecture considers this 50/50 probability to be independent of all other calculated statistical probabilities, and thus the 50/50 chance is considered an example of a transcendental probability within statistics.

Most people say the probability of getting a unique shuffle of cards from a standard deck is one in 52 factorial, but according to the Melnick Conjecture it is actually a 50/50 chance. You either get it or you don’t.

by boydgrad March 3, 2024

The 7Trade Conjecture

The idea that the unusual on someone's loadout is always on the worst hat they have equipped.

That guy has a unique attack wrap but wears a burning shotgun shade, this is an example of The 7Trade Conjecture

by TechnoDiff October 14, 2024

Pock Conjecture

The Pock Conjecture:
- Gamers are nonchalantly and ironically racists, but not all racists are gamers.

If you’re a gamer, you’re racist in one way or another

“Man I think I’m starting to be racist after I started playing games”

“That’s the Pock Conjecture bro”

by Your Neighbourhood Retard May 23, 2022

json-conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.

Json-conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.

by metawave September 6, 2020