by rectal muscle January 11, 2005
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You very confucius, you know?
by antiquing April 25, 2021
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Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired
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Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired
Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005
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Get the confucius say mug.A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."
-What a lame Confucius joke.
-What a lame Confucius joke.
by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010
Get the Confucius Joke mug.A Vietnamese woman who assumes the most negative for every situation, in which she believes to always be the truth that everyone should follow.
"Mommy, my friend wants to say hi!" "That bitch probably just wants to see how I look so she can tell her parents about how ugly I am and check out our home so she knows what we have so she can call her little friends over to rob us clean!" "But mom, she just wants to say hi and thats it she's a nice person!" "NO SHE ISN'T IF SHE WANTS TO DO ALL THAT! STOP TALKING TO THAT GIRL NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS OUR WHOLE FAMILY!" "Oh my god mommy your such an Evil Confucius.."
by Pinker May 28, 2008
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