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Confucius

A dutch nigga ganster with afrow, but not today he has had his haircut!!
Look at teh confucius his hair is still too long at the top
by rectal muscle January 11, 2005
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Confucius

An alternative spelling and/or pronunciation of the word "confused" or "confusion", commonly associated with Buk Lau
You very confucius, you know?
by antiquing April 25, 2021
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confucius say

The beginning of a sometimes comical, often horrible joke.
Corny example:
Confucius say, man who run behind car get exhausted
Confucius say, man who run in front of care get tired

Crude example:
Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
by spacepants2003 November 17, 2005
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Confucius Say

The basis of lame jokes that involve the philosopher Confucius
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger
by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008
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confucius say

confucius say man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok
confucius say a man who goes thru airport turn style side ways is going to Bangkok
by Jhawk July 24, 2008
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Confucius Joke

A joke in which contains the line, "So Confucius rolled up on a bitch..." After which the joke teller will insert their own punch line.
-So Confucius rolled up on a bitch and drops the line "Respect yourself and others will respect you.....suck my dick and I'll slip you 5 bucks."

-What a lame Confucius joke.
by The Bopmaster December 14, 2010
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Evil Confucius

A Vietnamese woman who assumes the most negative for every situation, in which she believes to always be the truth that everyone should follow.
"Mommy, my friend wants to say hi!" "That bitch probably just wants to see how I look so she can tell her parents about how ugly I am and check out our home so she knows what we have so she can call her little friends over to rob us clean!" "But mom, she just wants to say hi and thats it she's a nice person!" "NO SHE ISN'T IF SHE WANTS TO DO ALL THAT! STOP TALKING TO THAT GIRL NOW BEFORE SHE KILLS OUR WHOLE FAMILY!" "Oh my god mommy your such an Evil Confucius.."
by Pinker May 28, 2008
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