Confagulations

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike

1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."

by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008

confab

a conference or meeting where business people gather with key decision makers.

Don't interrupt us! Can't you see we're in the middle of an important confab.

by Paul M. Kelly April 27, 2006

colfax

Noun.

The Red Light District of Denver, known throughout the city as the street where prostitutes gather. Also, the longest street in America, reaching from Golden through Denver into parts unknown east of Aurora.

"That stupid tart Carrie probably works on Colfax"

by frank carter May 14, 2005

Colfax pants

Pants that are either very, very short, or have many rips and tears in them to show a lot of thigh. Worn with the intent of looking slutty/easy.

Dude, the blonde looks super easy, look at those Colfax pants!

by Whatsisname6 August 3, 2009

heart confarction

When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go

Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction

by thetruth1999 November 15, 2018

confamuse

To cause others confusion and amusement simultaneously.

Sometimes I like to confamuse people with poetry.

by Ferugualatin March 28, 2008

Confasion

Not sure whether someone is asian or not.

I was seriously confased about jimmy.

Sorry about all the confasion, my parents are from mixed backgrounds.

by randalicious April 28, 2010