Conf

A state were one has no knowledge of what is going on or happening. Is the short form for confuse. Commonly used by PRESEC boys.

Sammy why you conf?

Conf by GH.only November 15, 2019

Conf-used 

It's the state of feeling confused after knowing you were being used/manipulated.

Dude I feel like that asshole used me for something I don't understand
Yeah, you must be conf-used

Conf-used by alinotali June 14, 2020

resolv.conf 

When a unix guys tries to teach a windows guy some basic commands and principals but of course the windows guy doesn't really pay attention and only remembers one buzz word from the wasted training.

There is a problem with one of the Solaris systems and the windows guys says, with sincerity,"Could it be a problem with the resolv.conf file?

resolv.conf by Stavroche February 2, 2009

Workplace Conflict 

As the name suggests this is conflict within the workplace. These conflicts can be due to people with different personalities that just don’t get on well, or different opinions as to how the work should be done. Managers showing favouritism can cause or exacerbate workplace conflict as can the environment of the workplace itself or the hierarchical structure of the organisation.
Workplace conflict is pernicious and unpleasant and if there is no way that this conflict can be resolved you could be better off working for another organisation.

“Mark and Terry are butting heads over product development again.”
“No surprise there, this place is full of workplace conflict, I’m just glad I’m gone at the end of the month."

Workplace Conflict by AKACroatalin June 2, 2015

Confailulations 

interjection - "an expression of joy in the the Failure of another"

Pronunciation: "Kun-fayul-u-lay-shuns"

C-rowe: I'm extra late for class.. still debating on if I should go.

Elfresh: is there Time leniency??

C-Rowe: I'm not late.. lmao.. miscalculated

Elfresh: Confailulations -__-

Confailulations by Elfresh June 13, 2013

checkpoint confidence 

Checkpoint confidence is the feeling of safety you get after earning a checkpoint in a video game, that ups your tendency to do risky things now that you know you won't lose your last bit of hard earned progress if you are immediately killed.

"Why are you suddenly rushing them, Gavin? You'll die!"

"Yeah well I have checkpoint confidence right now."

checkpoint confidence by GhostOfRedditPast January 29, 2020

Confidence Check 

A quick morale check, between two or more people, prior to entering into a situation in which a high level of confidence is required.

Paul: "Confidence check."

Mike: "90 percent."

Paul: "Good enough, now let's go make an approach on that 2-set"

Confidence Check by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012