condometron

when a boy and a girl gets started and then the boy ruins the moment by saying "wait let me get a condom on"

girl: lets get down to business
boy: *puts in*
girl&boy get started
boy: wait let me put a condom on!
girl: OH MY GOD! YOUR SUCH A CONDOMETRON!

by nigelbabynigel June 28, 2011

Condomerbating

To masturbate in a condom. Effective for cleaning-up purposes.

So you walked in on me condomerbating, big deal.

by FuelRod December 28, 2009

condomed

There are two definitions:

#1 (verb) getting pregnant due to a deficient condom

#2 (verb) fucking while using a condom

For definition #1:
Rachel and Taylor see a pregnant woman.
"Whoaaaa she got condomed!!"

For definition #2:
Rachel and Taylor meet a boy.
"Ayy you wanna go get condomed??"
"Ohhh HELL YEAH!!!"

by UsefulKnowledge123 October 24, 2011

Condomed

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head

Bro lets get totally condomed

by Mr unstable December 16, 2013

Condomerate

A way of allowing or permitting someone to do something.

I now condomerate this behaviour.

by N6GhY7N6GhY7 October 28, 2023

condomeant

1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.

2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"

FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.

FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.

by mBmD September 23, 2012

Condomarcado

To be annoyed, pissed, or suicidal due to the actions from a person with red hair.

You know what, I’ve had it with Dylan Kaylor. He makes me feel condomarcado.

by RedHeadHater42 April 5, 2023