condoulations

When a death occurs and you express condolences as society dictates but the person receiving this word absolutely detested and is pleased of the person's death.

Everyone expressed their condoulations to Tom on the death of his estranged sister, knowing he was glad that she was now gone from his life and her drama.

by Mstykes17 August 17, 2024

Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

Condolations

an expression of surprise and confusion, especially on the occasion where a good thing happens at the worst timing

Oh, you got remarried at your husband's funeral? My Condolations!

by MoodMechanic November 15, 2022

condoliations

A response for when you don't know if someone is sharing good news or bad from their perspective, so you split the difference, half congratulations, half condolences.

Portmanteau created by Alex L. - Halifax, Nova Scotia around 2005.

I no longer work there.... "Condoliations".
My in-laws are coming to visit... "Condoliations:.
We broke up recently.... "Condoliations:

by HalifaxAlex September 28, 2023