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Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020
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Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008
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computanese

Carl always be talkin that computanese, and we just dont understand!
by ijhb January 25, 2008
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Commutard

A Commutard is born when you convert a dirt bike or dual sport motorcycle into a motard (or supermoto), and then use it for your daily commute. Hence "Commutard"
"Every day I see this guy riding to work on a motard. That must be his commutard!"
by Schleppydotnet September 16, 2009
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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
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commutarian

The exact middle of the extreemes of both the Liberal and the Conservative party. Extreeme right being Libertarian, and the extreeme left being communistic. also occasionally associated with Libernist but haveing completely different meaning.
Republican? Democrat? No way dude, Im Commutarian.
by Claypool08 May 6, 2008
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conmutando

Estar un lugares públicos con mucha gente
Estoy en el tren conmutando aqui con la prole
by intrepida June 24, 2015
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