This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow, and to further combat capitalism. May be heard in Gulags

James: I just got Ligma :(
Robert: This is sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

The Communist Manifesto

The Communist Manifesto is basically the bible for Russians. The Russian Bible is all about how sharing is caring. Don't like sharing with commies, then don't go to Vietnam or China, those niggas all about splitting up everyone's shit

Person 1: Sharing is caring
Person 2: Get the hell out of here you commie
Person 1: what now?
Person 2: go read The Communist Manifesto

by TheBoredByrd April 19, 2019

Communist Manipesto

The punchline to every joke.

What does Karl Marx eat on his spaghetti?
Communist Manipesto.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Communist Manipesto.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
Communist Manipesto.

by BDCanuck March 8, 2009

Communist Manafisto

When pleasuring a woman via the hand, one forms a fist and puts the whole thing in.

Dude, next time you fingerbang your feme, try the Communist Manafisto. It works every time.

by Minck February 19, 2009

Manifested communist

Manifested communist is a name to call someone if they are Not funny

Man Harold thinke he’s so funny, what a manifested communist

by Ayytyytyyyyyyyyy November 8, 2018