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collard green dick

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.
I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.
by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011
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collard greens and tuna

"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."
by crazycatlady75 April 21, 2009
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These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"
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Ring Around the Collard Burger

A burger that comes with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"
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Collarding

Collarding is the act of getting to know a person romantically, but soon rejecting (and sometimes ejecting) them in gaslighting manner when a new attractive person appears.

The verb is inspired by Love Island's 4th & 8th season competitor Adam Collard.
He's promised to ruffle some feathers in the Villa. I can't wait for him to start collarding around.
by Ekinsufan August 5, 2022
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Collarded

Getting Collarded is when your girl leaves you after meeting your friends cause they a bunch of hedonistic golf obsesses party bois who don't have time for her petty quandaries.
I took Samantha to dinner with the bois last week but got completely Collarded when she realised what kind of friends I have.
by Bobbi Longstockings June 13, 2018
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