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cock magnet

A girl who is adept at attracting men, typically one with large over sized breasts and ass and a small waist, accompined by little (or no) clothing
Girlfreind "were you looking at that cock magnet?"
BLoke "no way bitch, now make me my tea!"
by Des Murphy January 19, 2004
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cock magnet

Wow, your mom is the biggest cock magnet I've seen since your sister.
by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007
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cockanetics

Similar to "cockonics," but is the mindset to get you laid rather than the language. Made famous in the book "Cockanetics" by L. Ron Jeremy.
"Brutha, you gots to walk in there knowin' you'll get laid tonight. Think cockanetics, man!"
by Lord Zoltar November 23, 2005
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Cockmageddon

Cockmageddon came from the sky and blew up our home planet of vaginatown.
by Bbozic July 22, 2011
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Cockmarket

\ˈkäk mär-kət\

A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
by RynchWA87 January 8, 2012
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CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.
That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!
by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008
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chickmagnet

chickmagnet is where a man/woman attracts people also like rizz but an older way of sayin it
john: calvin did you see michael with all those ladies?!
calvin: yes bro hes such a chickmagnet!
by peopleofwords January 3, 2024
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