Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

by Cockwombler October 2, 2015

Cockwomblingthundercunt

(Noun) A person, more often than not male, though not necessarily gender specific, who are extremely prone to spout total nonsense as well as having an overinflated ego. Often presents as a pseudo psychologist and demands constant attention.

That Mystic Angel dude is a first rate Cockwomblingthundercunt

by RectileDysfunktion February 3, 2021

cock bomb

To send someone a text message picture of your cock without warning them.

That girl over there is eating dinner with her grandma, i just cock bombed her to see the look on her face.

by biggeredder November 27, 2011

Cockwomble

An idiot of the highest degree

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.

by Hairbear November 4, 2012

Cockwomble

The best insult known to man!

Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!

by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004

cockbobbler

A person who "bobbles" the cock whilst performing felatio, making for an awkward moment during the sexual experience. This usually involves the penis popping out of the mouth and the giver of the blow job having to awkwardly re-establish the rhythm of the blow job.

The blow job was okay, but Amanda is such a cockbobbler because she gets so into it.

by Danielle P. March 20, 2006

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )

Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.

by Covbaby August 24, 2012