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cockblocker spaniel

when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.
i was stopped cold by her cockblocker spaniel barking and scratching at the bedroom door.
by jayt85331 January 6, 2014
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cockblocker

Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another
1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time
by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004
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cockblockatron

1 Someone who cannot stop being a cockblock, and seems to have a man-crush on one of their friends who they cockblock, or someone who is unhappy with their situation so they want to make their friends suffer by cockblocking them.

2 Someone who seems to cockblock everybody all of the time for no apparent reason.
Sam is such a cockblockatron, he keeps showing up whenever im trying to get some ass.
by anononononomyous December 27, 2008
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cockblocker

A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid.
Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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status cockblocker

someone who the facebook poster does not know very well or like very much. By commenting, this annoying person will prevent the friends of the poster on commenting for fear of the situation becoming awkward between them and the blocker.
1. I wanted to comment on your statuses, but that status cockblocker michael feels the need to comment on every single one.
2. I do not know steve that well, and I can't comment on any of your statuses because that status cockblocker keeps beating me to it.
by dpolotsky March 14, 2010
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Captain CockBlocker

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that another person doesn't get laid. Unlike the cockblocker who may do so once in awhile. Captain Cockblocker is always there to ensure one doesn't get any action.
Dum Dum Dum! Look in the sky, its a bird its a plane...NO...its CAPTAIN COCKBLOCKER!
by Lumandi23 December 21, 2008
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cockblockstress

A female who specializes in the area of cockblocking. That is, she will knowingly and expertly prevent a guy from using his cock in a sexual matter, usually with a pre defined partner. Such activities will usually result in masterbation.
Guy 1: Dude, that girls chick prevented me from having some no pants time with her.
Guy 2: I know dude, she's an excellent cockblockstress
by CockblockHater4Life January 18, 2009
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