cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

by Eric May 2, 2003

cock-a-doodle-goo

Angry that your chick didn't give you sex the night before, while she's sleeping you furiously masturbate over her bed. Right as you're about to cum, yell 'cock-a-doodle-goo!@!#$', waking her up to a hot money shot and possibly pirate eye.

Becky wasn't happy that Rob gave her the cock-a-doodle-goo this morning. She chopped his dick off.

by c0rr September 20, 2011

cock-a-doodle-do

when your home alone with friends and your boarded and on urban dictionary .

"BITCH I JUST COCK-A-DOODLE-DOED YOUR DAD."

by BLUEWAFFLEBITCH April 7, 2017

cock-a-doodle-stew

when a man squirts chunky jizz in to your mouth!!!

man: hey, you want ta try some cock-a-doodle-stew

girl: sure.

man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.

girl: umm, ok.

man: *squirt* aww thats better.

girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.

((lmfao))

by cynful panda November 13, 2009

Cock-a-Doodle-Do

A secret menu item at Buffalo Wild Wings where the head cook gives you a blowjob behind the dumpster. If ordered 'spicy', the cook will put hot sauce in his mouth before sucking.

"Dude, I'm looking at getting a snack size Hot BBQ"
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."

by pepper5319 December 17, 2018

Cock-a-doodle-damn

Referring to the words a girl uses for when she sees a huge penis.

*Guy whips out penis*

Jessica: Cock-a-doodle-damn thats a big cock!!!

by TheGamesta September 6, 2009

Cock-a-doodle-do

The erect form of a penis. Only comes when a man is horny

Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do

Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??

by PussyDestroyer2022 January 1, 2022