cock gobbler

one who voraciously sucks weiners

phil is a total cock gobbler

by daddy March 9, 2004

cock gobbler

When a female pecks onto a male's penis like a chicken

Rick: Hey, Erika is a really good cock gobbler.
Eric: Damn, dude that's awesome!

by 696969696969696969696 February 22, 2018

cock gobbler

An individual with loose morals who inserts a phallus into his/her oral cavity, and applies vigorous suction until ejaculation has commenced.

Jimmy is a cock gobbler and likes to teabag those wet testicles.

by Darwen Ledger April 10, 2003

cock-gobbler

One who gobbles cock. A phrase that when spoke, provides an instant release to mental frustration. To be used as an expletive replacement when pissed or injured.

You receive an email from your micro-managing, control-freak supervisor asking you to complete a task which makes as much sense as giving chicken feathers. You shout, "Ahh cock-gobbler"

by pstage May 13, 2008

cock gobbler

One with an insatiable penchant for performing oral sex on a man. Best used to deride another person who's really, really irritating.

"Tim sure is a massive cock gobbler."

by M. James August 15, 2003

Cock gobbler

Pronounced:(Cawk gawb-blur)

Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.

Double chins are directly proportional to Value Meal intake of cock gobbler.

"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."

by Turkey ball November 7, 2012

cock gobbler

A tremendous jack ass, one who routinely engages in jerk offish behavior or antics despite their knowing the jerk offish nature of said behavior or antics.

One who repeatedly offends the sensibilities of decency and non-assholery.

Nah Brocephus, it's just because he's a cock gobbler.

by Reeces monkey December 16, 2010