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Comatose

1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn
"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."
by Pippigrace September 12, 2020
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Cobratate

Hey did you see that cobratate went to jail
by pr1sm January 24, 2023
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cobratastic

Cobratastic- Definition:(Adj)-

Co-bra·tas·tic

co-braˈtastik

adjective

1. informal- super-extraordinarily good or amazingly attractive. "39th FTS did a cobratastic job" synonyms: marvelous, wonderful, sensational, outstanding, superb, super, excellent, first-rate, first-class, dazzling, out of this world, breathtaking

2. imaginative or fanciful; remote from reality. "novels are capable of mixing cobratastic and realistic elements" synonyms: fanciful, extravagant, extraordinary, irrational, wild, absurd, far-fetched, nonsensical, incredible, unbelievable, unthinkable, implausible, improbable, unlikely, doubtful, dubious
Dude was such a cobratastic pilot that we had to hire him.
by 39th FTS - Cobra 1 June 3, 2017
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Commatose

Commatose refers to the state or condition of a Communication student who chooses sleeping so sound over doing school requirements that keep on piling up while she/he is asleep.
Person 1: You had your long weekend to accomplish your stuff, but what did you do?

Person 2: I was in Commatose. I did nothing. I'm gonna procrastinate later.
by tiredaf_slsu June 7, 2021
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carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.
Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.
by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006
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comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;
A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed
by Leo R, May 15, 2008
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comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.
Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.
by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006
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