Cobramacare

When COBRA government mandated health insurance meets Obamacare.

With Obamacare being dismantled, they should launch cobramacare, a combination of Cobra benefits and what’s left of Obamacare.

by New Fred August 17, 2019

CHOBHAM ACADEMY

This skl is full of big headed pricks. Mrwhitworth is a bald headed peanut who thinks everyone's from birdbox cuz all he says is "OI YOU GIRL/BOY COME HERE NOW" And thinks he's some next big man but he ain't. Mrs Avram is a foreign shithead who streches things Longer than Mr Duz's Receding Hairline. Al Mr Brereton is A lanky Pedo and Everyone is fucking butters

What (skl do you go)to
Chobham academy

by YourMumsLeng March 9, 2019

Cobram

Located on the beautiful Murray River, Cobram is an unpopulated town over-run by wogs and arabs. In a recent survey in which the locals were asked what they do to fill most of their time in, 85% answered "smokin' crack cunt".

The area is great if your cravin' a root, with over half the teenage population putting out for a lift to a joining town. If ya lucky, you'll cop a gobby in the toilets at maccas and if worst comes to worse, buy the slut a 50cent cone, she'll love you forever.

Drugs run the area, don't be fooled by it's relaxed feel during the day. At night the river-rats come out to play, and if you look rich, you won't when they walk past.

If you owe tic, pay up or get out, you'll end up getting stabbed over a gram of dope.

All in all, Cobram is a hole and if you feel like you are ready to die/have lived your life to the fullest and don't wish to continue, move to Cobram. 6 months on their shards and you'll be like a zombie from 28 days later.

Guy 1: hi mate, wanna come to cobram for the weekend?

Guy 2: you should be a comedian

Guy 1: fml

by Hoodratmotherfucker:O October 21, 2011

Chobham academy

HARDEST SCHOOL IN NEWHAM DRILLED THE FUCK OUT OF BOBBY MOORE HAD THEIR BOY JUDE RUNNING headteacher is a white privileged cunt who acts like a little fanny also have mr brereton who is a lanky fuck who thinks he is a road man even though he looks like a giraffe giving birth to a monkey while they are both on LSD crack and mango kush

Yo u know chobham academy//YH THEYRE HARDDDDDD FAM MR WHITWORTH IS BSIDE THOUGH

by Mohammed Ali’s crusty mum 💀 January 1, 2019

Cobramustang

White boy with minidick

"Ugh it was almost as awful as cobramustang"

by Getshotniggq January 20, 2017

bara cobama

the best president.

OMG THAT BARA COBAMA

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

cobhamsexual

A person that who is obsessed with Chelsea academy players no matter how good or bad they perform.

Person 1: "Mason Mount was brilliant yesterday."
Person 2: "How could you say that Chelsea lost and Mount didn't register any G/A."
Person 3: "Don't worry about him he is a cobhamsexual."

by Birrle October 26, 2022