Cob

A bread like item in the East Midlands mainly in Nottingham.May be called in other places as:rolls,baps,Balm Cakes(whatever the fuck that is).However do not go around Nottingham asking if someone can give you some baps because basically you're asking for tits mate.
Cobs only cost one quid here in Nottingham.
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Cob (verb)
To Cob someone is a stitch up of the highest order
I just know Mr Smith will cob me
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The opposite to 'corn', whereby a girl is so hot that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Cob is a girl that is so fucking rough that you would discard like you would a cob after eating the corn.
"Man, she is cob"
by Ed_H July 12, 2008
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Someone who is worthless, lazy, dirty and useless. Like a corn cob. Worthless and not even good enough to wipe your butt with.
Look at his yard, it is a total mess with trash and old cars. He is just too lazy to scratch his own ass. He is such a cob.
by Bluebell50 July 19, 2010
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To hold in access gas in your rear; to hold in a fart
by Fat_MikE February 21, 2004
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Cob is English slang for a penis it comes from knob and cock
She grabbed my cob pretty hard
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Ex. You're such a cob!
by hynd December 03, 2010
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