coat-hangered

To run, usually at speed, into pole, post, or other apparently freestanding horizontal protrusion that is at neck level.
"Jonny got coat-hangered by that guys arm."
by chickitty May 28, 2004
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Coat hanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 05, 2008
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coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies
omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger
by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022
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coat hanger

a girl who hooked up with a gay boy who is trying to cover up the fact that he is gay. *because a coat hanger covers a closet
Example: that girl is such a coat hanger. how does she not know that he is gay?
by master baden April 01, 2012
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coat-hangering

The act of yanking a fetus out of a uterus using a coat hanger

Most often used by/ but not limited to unfit teen mothers

A much cheaper alternative to Planned Parenthood and better than creating garbies
Well, you better talk her in to coat-hangering that thing out of there.
by Mindhead13 November 06, 2010
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Coat hanger

A male that tries to make himslef look big by sticking his chest out and bringing his shoulders up til they almost reach his ears.
'Bloody hell looks like he has a coat hanger inside is jacket to make himself stocky. Fail.'
by yogurt topz December 18, 2008
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Coat Hanger

A person owning very expensive suits.
Crusin down, bustin thangs, livin life like goldfinger, got myself a coat hanger...

Im livin large so i gotta get my coat hanger, swag!
by Migs!!! March 16, 2012
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