coakley

To go down on some chick with a snorkell, and not coming up for air for at least 20 minutes.

I was at a the C&B and saw Vince doing a coakley on the waitress

by Tugsy Malone September 05, 2006

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Sam Coakley

1.(Adj.) To be a complete ditz and a little off on the outside, but nerdy and organized on the inside
2. (V.) To restate a question in different words that was just answered; to be a bit of an idiot
3.(N.) A totally drop dead gorgeous gal

1. I am a bit of a Sam Coakley in math and science class.
2. I pulled a Sam Coakley today in biology.
3. Wow, look at that Sam Coakley!

by Mas Yelyaoc May 15, 2011

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travis coakley

god himself

"have you ever heard of travis coakley"
"yeah mr.coakley is love mr.coakley is life."

by lenny_nation May 27, 2018

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Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 20, 2010

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